Just For Fun

A Dialog

I hate to complain, but my stove broke and now I feel . . .

Deranged? Yeah, deranged.

I hate to complain too, but my clothes dryer broke and now I'm. . .

Three sheets to the wind? Yeah, that's it.

Well, I hate to complain, but I've been watching too many cartoons and now I feel . . .

Goofy? Yeah.

I hate to complain, but my door came loose and now I feel . . .

Unhinged? That's right.

I hate to complain, but I've been making pecan pies all day and now I feel . . .

Nuts!

An idea: Why not laugh at the labels, not at the people?