Just For Fun

You know you're over the hill when:

1. taking your morning pills takes longer than eating your pancakes and sausage.

2. your doctor tells you that you can't eat sausage.

3. Wrinkles form around your pimples.

4. You meet someone half your age, they are speaking English, and you can't understand a word they are saying.

5. The very latest fashions are the exact same clothes you wore when you were 15.

6. The clerk at the supermarket asks if you have swiped your credit card and you take it as an insult.