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Who Wants To Be a Millionnaire?

A hilarious spoof downloaded from the internet:

1. For $500, lithium is used for:
A.(The essential ingredient in chalupas) B.(Mood stabilization)
C.(Pit bull training)                               D.(Bathing suit season)

2. For $1000, who wrote An Unquiet Mind?
A.(Kay Jameson Redfield) B.(Kay Redfield Jamison)
C.(Bob Vila)                     D.(Julia Childs)

3. For $5000, in depression the worst thing you can do is:
A.(Call the home shopping network) B.(Vacation in a cave)
C.(Eat chocolate)                           D.(Watch "The Price Is Right")

4. For $10,000, you may be overspending if:
A.(You made it this far and are broke already)
B.(You maxed out your Titanium Visa)
C.(Your minimum payment matches the national debt)
D.(You buy a happy meal with a check)

5. For $25,000, what does "P-Doc" stand for?
A.(A urologist)          B.(Your doctor has bladder control problems)
C.(A psychiatrist)     D.(You're on the wrong list; this is not podiatry)

6. For $50,000, "trigger" reminds you of:
A.(Roy Rogers' horse)                    B.(Gun control)
C.(Your ex)                                   D.(Cause of stressors)

7. For $100,000, "rapid cycling" means:
A.(Your clothes aren't dry)                     B.(A dangerous roller coaster)
C.(Four or more mood swings in a year) D.(A bicycle ride while manic)

8. For $250,000, "LOL" is correctly interpreted as:
A.(Laughing Out of Lust)                       B.(Lots of Love)
C.(Laughing Out Loud)                          D.(Love it Or Lump it)

9. For $500,000, "hypomania" is best described by:
A. (Grandiose thinking)                   B.(Bill and Monica)
C. (Your book deal)                        D.(The size of your sent e-mail file)

10. For one million dollars, "mixed episodes" are best explained as:
A.(Oprah's weight)                                 
B.(A fluffy Jell-O dessert)
C.(An episode of mania and depression)
D.(Watching any Ron Popeil infomercial)

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